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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning? ''Damn, you really nailed me last night''"
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"How did the hipster burn himself? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."
"What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway."
"I think it's cute how my bankruptcy attorney thinks I'm going to pay him!"
"The original title for Star Wars was ""Skywalker: Texas Ranger"". Starring Chuck Norris."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"
"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""
"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"
"So I was Complaining about 1st world problems the other day When I realized that my complaining is a first world problem"