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Joke of the Day

"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."

"What Does A Nazi Turkey Say? Goebbels, Goebbels, Goebbels"

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"*buys almond milk* ""I'm gonna get healthy!"" *drinks almond milk* ""This is gross."" *pours Hershey's chocolate syrup in milk* ""Perfect."""

"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"

"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."

"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."

"I bought a pig for $100 and named him Moo-Ham-Head, I then sold him for $150. Does that make him a profit?"