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Joke of the Day

"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."

"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""

"""You can't teach a dog new tricks."" - bad dog trainer"

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"

"Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we're all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his."

"A ball boy has been sacked from the world cup after saying to Wayne Rooney, ""You can fuck off if you think I'm going looking for that one. """

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno, dos..."" And poof! He disappears without a tres."

"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"

"What's the difference between good sex and anal? Good sex makes your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."