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Joke of the Day
"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
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"Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard"
"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"
"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"
"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."
"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."
"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."
"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."