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Joke of the Day
"What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly."
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"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
"Have you ever worked in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."
"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""
"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."