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Joke of the Day
"Michael Gove as Education Secretary"
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"Nice butts take my breath away... I'm assmatic."
"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."
"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."
"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"
"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."
"proud of my upstairs neighbors for finally pulling it together and working up the energy to vacuum every inch of their place at 10:27 pm"
"So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork... But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were... Fruitless."