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Joke of the Day

"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."

"Some girl asked what my sign was. I told her it was ""beware of dog"" and then I dry humped her leg."

"(NSFW) I was eating pussy when... I tasted horse semen. It was only then that I realized how my sister had died."

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."

"I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home."

"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"

"""Hi, My name is John Foreman and I run a cabinet making business."" John said counter-productively."