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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"
Next Joke
"How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde? There's writing on the white-out."
"To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want... Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please."
"What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."
"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."
"If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself."
"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."
"Why are the reddit servers down so much? Because they're being beaten like a dead horse."
"Winners don't do drugs... It chaffs the willy."
"got a job at the no more tears baby shampoo factory spraying shampoo into babies eyes and filming their reactions. best job ive ever had"