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Joke of the Day
"Astronaut: Dave, that's not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this."
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"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"My N'Sync tattoo? I got it to remind me not to make impulsive decisions based on fleeting trends that I'd regret for the rest of my life."
"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
"*into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers"
"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."
"There are 10 different kinds of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."
"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."