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Joke of the Day
"""Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?!?"" ""Same thing that bag is doing in your tea."""
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"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
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"I walked into a bar and some chick tried to pick me up I said ""Put me down, you are going to hurt yourself."""
"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
"[HIGHLY OFFENSIVE] TRANSGENDER MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"
"Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?"
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
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