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Joke of the Day
"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"
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"Women's magazines are so funny. 1: You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days."
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."
"Never Dance Naked Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops."
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"
"Vacuum the cat, its easier than vacuuming his hair from the whole house"