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Joke of the Day
"To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!"
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"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."
"Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years."
"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"
"I live for the nods pedestrians give when you stop to let them cross."
"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"
"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."
"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"
"How about a ceiling fan with brakes so I don't have to stand there for 10 seconds wondering if I actually turned it off."
"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"