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"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"
"What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team? One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C^#@$"
"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music"
"How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight."