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Joke of the Day

"When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn't come back."

"Reddit, hit me with your best Black Jokes I WANT ALL THE BEST JOKES YOU GUYS HAVE! Make me happy.."

"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus does webcam gigs from her lounge now? You might say she's twerking from home."

"Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together."

"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"

"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."

"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."