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Joke of the Day
"I had a dodgy dwarf do a bit of casual building work for me. He asked to be paid under the table."
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"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."
"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""
"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."
"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."
"What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend? On the front page of reddit."
"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"
"Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence."
"Donald Trump could very well be our next President. Laugh, because it's a joke, guys. Guys? Guys! ...It's not funny anymore..."