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Joke of the Day

"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."

"Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom. It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!"

"An Eskimo is holidaying in New Zealand.. His car breaks down. A Kiwi stops to help, opens the bonnet, and says ""Bro, you've blown a seal"" To which the Eskimo responds ""so what mate, you fuck sheep!"""

"Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk"

"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."

"Do nomads ever get angry?"

"Never have sex before 20... It can be difficult to perform in front of an audience."

"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."

"Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back. -Andy"

"My girlfriend wants to be in a long distance relationship, according to this restraining order."