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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket? He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin."

"Take my wife, Please!"

"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola... ""Ebola what, Cheerios?"" Best joke she's ever told"

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."

"[Halloween] Lady: what are you this this year? Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm. Lady: *faints*"

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