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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a hill and turned into a field"
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"You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life."
"Knock knock ""Who's there"" ""I'm the mailman"""
"RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me."
"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."
"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."
"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
"If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?"
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."