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"I just successfully robbed a bank! Now what to do with all this sperm..."
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"""Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."" Mike Tyson: ""That's easy. It's Perth!"""
"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."
"A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"One day the mailman is going to murder my whole family and my dog will be like ""Ha. Who needs to quit yapping and go lay down now?"""
"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."
"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"
"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"
"i just read this article...did you know 50% of asian business men have cataracts... the other half drive rincoln towncars"
"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."