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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than being 32 being turdy too"
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"10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said ""Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a prostitute"". I always knew she would suck seed."
"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."
"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."
"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"
"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"
"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."
"How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from? Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald."
"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"