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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable."

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."

"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down. That's my workout motivation."

"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."

"What's an amphibian's favorite musician? John Frogerty"

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators."

"If we could master the look dogs have when we're eating in front of them, we'd be able to have sex with any woman at will."