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Joke of the Day

"I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night... It was the best dam movie I've ever seen."

"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"

"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."

"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"

"Did you hear about the new morning-after pill for men? It changes your blood type"

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."

"Sting was kidnapped last night The Police are looking for a lead."

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? No? I just got it on vinyl"