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Joke of the Day

"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"

"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."

"What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!"

"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"

"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle? Carlos."

"Today my girlfriend said she loved me more than anything else, and didn't know what she'd do without me. It's the nicest thing any of my imaginary friends have ever said to me."

"I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good."

"What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids..."