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Joke of the Day
"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."
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"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."
"WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot."
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"*gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole."
"""Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."""
"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."