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Joke of the Day
"Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes? It was experiencing magnetopause."
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"Martin Shkreli's life"
"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."
"The only thing better than sarcasm... is irony."
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad? Mediyolkre."
"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."
"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"
"Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a prostitute? You can order one of them without mushrooms."