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Joke of the Day

"I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!"

"When I see a door with the sign 'Door Alarmed' I always tell the door ""don't worry, it's only me"" ~ It's all about the empathy."

"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"

"So, my friend who hasn't slept in 24 hours just blurted this out... Confucius say, don't leave the chronic masturbator behind. Horny man may come in handy!"

"Donald Trump Has Written a Few Books About Business... But they all end at Chapter 11."

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky"

"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"

"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."

"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"

"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"