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Joke of the Day

"Why did osama kill his wife? When he lifted her skirt, he saw *bush* ."

"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"

"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"

"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"

"If someone broke up with me (doubtful) I would say 'Ok weird eyes' Even if their eyes weren't weird id say it. Because they'd always wonder"

"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"

"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"

"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"

"Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100's of strangers' mouths"