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"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"
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"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo."
"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."
"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"
">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"
"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""