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Joke of the Day

"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"

"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."

"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."

"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."

"grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road"

"How do you annoy people on Reddit? [removed]"