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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."
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"If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books."
"""Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."""
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"
"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"
"I would tell you a pedophile joke, but it has some minor issues."
"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"So, I hear they're naming a new paint after you! It's called Whore Red. Not very Bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily!!!"