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Joke of the Day

"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."

"Why will Trump become President? Because of his Trump card."

"Lifehack: Make sure you give your child a normal name Me: are you still mad your parents named you ""lifehack""?"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."

"So I'm having sexy times With my girl when I stop and hold perfectly still. She asks ""what are you doing?"" I say ""it's a new move I learned on the Internet, it's called buffering!"""

"Me: ""you hang up"" Her: ""no you hang up"" Me: ""no you hang up"" Her: ""no y-"" Jail clerk: ""sir, you only get one phone call."""

"A woman stopped me in my tracks. She said, ""You wouldn't know where the nearest hospital is?"" ""That is correct."" I replied."

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"So the past, present, and future walk into a bar. It gets really tense."

"NASA confirms, life found on mars."