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Joke of the Day

"If being a success was a sound, I bet it would sound a lot like this air pump I'm using to inflate my new furniture."

"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."

"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."

"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."

"ME: why am I always anxious? maybe watching TV will help- NEWS: IF THE HURRICANE DOESN'T KILL YOU, CLOWNS WILL"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6-offender."

"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"