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Joke of the Day
"Is that a noose necklace? That's knot cool."
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"""I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle"" he moped"
"Interview Employer: ""This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want! At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible."""
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"
"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"
"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."