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Joke of the Day

"A baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful things a person can hear... ...unless it's 3 a.m., and you're home alone, and you don't have any kids."

"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"

"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing? Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"

"Which stretches further, human skin or rubber? Human skin! The Bible tells us Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles."