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Joke of the Day

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"

"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"

"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."

"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."

"""yes I'm very good in bed"" *folds blanket and neatly props up pillow* *pillow falls over* ""Oh no, this doesn't normally happen I swear"""

"I'm not an expert on masturbating But I hold my own"

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."

"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."

"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"

"A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?"