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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, holding out on sex with your man to get what you want will not work. He will just take longer showers."

"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"

"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."

"What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"

"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"

"Want to read a joke about pizza? Never-mind, it's too cheesy!"

"why is everyone posting about 9/11? It's still 2 months away."

"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""