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Joke of the Day
"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."
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"~Little Mermaid family meeting~ Ariel.... We found this hidden in your top drawer. *places sea cucumber on table*"
"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."
"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"
"A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror."
"If someone asks you what time it is they either: want to sleep with you; or are some kind of psycho that doesn't have a cellphone."
"Velcro. What a rip off!"
"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"
"My dog I bought myself a dog the other day. It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo"