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Joke of the Day
"Necessity is the mother of Cessity. Also Shaquanda."
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"What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto"
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"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."
"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"
"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"
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