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Joke of the Day
"When asked if he had ever had a threesome Chuck Norris replied... ""Yeah."""
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"How do gay man cry? They don't, that would be counterintuitive."
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"How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow."