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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers."
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"What do you call a female deer that's pickled? A dill doe"
"""Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!"" me, to the collection agency"
"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""
"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"
"I saw a black man walking with a TV... ...I thought, ""Hey, that's mine!!"" But then I remembered, mine was tied up in the backyard."
"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""
"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."
"First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper !"
"What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish"