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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
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"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"I think my glasses make me look ugly... and so do my contacts"
"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"
"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."
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"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
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