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Joke of the Day

"Why do people hate babushka dolls? Because they are so full of themselves...."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"Every birthday is a surprise party after you turn 80."

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"

"Why did the blonde girlfriend's bellybutton hurt? Because her boyfriend was blonde too! Take a second. I'll show myself out."

"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."