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Joke of the Day

"It's raining I'm pouring. Chick at the bar is whoring. We went to bed, she gave me head. Who says conventions are boring?"

"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."

"How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."

"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"

"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."

"The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting Then it brought me down"

"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""

"Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!"

"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."

"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"