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Joke of the Day
"People say I'm a people person It's like a dog person, but with a lot more chains in my basement."
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"Maybe we laugh when others get hurt because it helps us cope with mortality but probably we're just dicks."
"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"
"A termite walks into a bar... And he says, ""where is the bartender?"""
"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."
"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."
"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"