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Joke of the Day
"People say I'm a people person It's like a dog person, but with a lot more chains in my basement."
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"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."
"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"
"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"
"I went to a charity event for women who lost their legs, when someone stole all of their wheelchairs. After that, the place was crawling with pussy"
"Went on a date once. He ordered for me, ""She'll have a small side salad."" I said, ""Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."""
"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."
"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."
"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"