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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"

"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"

"My psychiatrist said I'm crazy. I told him, ""I demand a second opinion!"" He said, ""Ok, you're ugly, too."""

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."

"What's the greatest gift you could give to a trashcan? A baby."

"Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every RT...but wouldn't even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?"

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."