10037

Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day? ... ... A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."

"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""

"What blood type does a motivational speaker have? B Positive!"

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."