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Joke of the Day
"You find my yoga pants distracting... ...would you like me to take them off?"
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"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."
"What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions"
"Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying. Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner."
"[raises hand in English class] Why do we need to be learned English? ""Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"""
"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"
"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
"Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies? Everywhere"
"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."