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Joke of the Day
"I have 2 moods. Sleep is for the weak and I want to sleep for a week."
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"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""
"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."
"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("
"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"
"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm not doing that again for two bucks."
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"I don't get sports lingo. It's always offsides this, penalty that, murder this, sexual assault that."
"What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet? Everyone misses Harambe."