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Joke of the Day
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."
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"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"
"I was in a second hand shop. ""I was wondering if you had any condoms?"" I asked the owner. ""Don't be ridiculous,"" he remarked, ""Of course not."" I said, ""You're a brave guy, I like your style."""
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"
"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"
"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."