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Joke of the Day

"Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy."

"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"

"When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."

"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"

"Nothing warms the heart more than a father teaching his son how to clear his history."

"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."

"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"

"Sometimes I hang out in tea shops waiting for someone to say ""Oolong"" so I can shout ""THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"""

"I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2..."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"