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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
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"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""
"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."
"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."
"Daughter: Daddy, why is the moon following us around? Me: I probably owe it money like everyone else on the planet"
"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."
"Sad news from the Nestle chocolate factory. A man was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolate. Apparently every time he shouted: ""The Milky Bars are on me!"" his workmates just cheered."
"Chuck Norris caught all pokemons. With nokia 3310."