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Joke of the Day
"Are your parents retarded? ...because you're one special lady!"
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"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."
"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."
"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"
"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"
"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."
"Whenever I have sex, my eyes water and I find it hard to breathe... The doctor says its the mace."
"Birds shit on us because we tweet better."
"What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted."
"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""