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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"
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"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"
"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"
"Saw a sign that said ""piso mojado"" and all I could think about was . . how that piso just came here to do the work Americans pisos don't want to do."
"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"
"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."
"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". So I beat her until she bleed to much then put her back in the closet until dinner."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?"
"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"